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文章标题: (转载)致屁民的十四行诗——To Shitizen (938 reads)      时间: 2010-3-01 周一, 下午10:30

作者:dch驴鸣镇 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org

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(转载)致屁民的十四行诗——To Shitizen

A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen

O, how harmoneyous doth thy country stand,
With thy departyments carassing thee,
Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,
And each mathblind assign'd a sexret'ry.

Enjoying freedamn thou must thank Green Dam,
And Great Fire Wall for guarding innernet,
Outside of which is evil Uncle Sam,
Whose lure of love is doom'd to be upset.

Commit thy suihide or grasp a knife,
Or keep thy smilence facing pu ss y-ups:
In democrazy thou know'st this is life,
Just like a dinning table full of cups.

On May the Thirty-fifth have candles lit,
For fellas martyrish'd by yakeshit.

Note:

shitizen = shit + citizen
harmoney = harmony + money
departyment = department + party
carass = caress + ass
bunailding = building + nail
sexretary = sex + secretary
freedamn = freedom + damn
innernet = inner + internet
suihide = suicide + hide
smilence = smile + silence
p us sy-up = p us sy + push-up
democrazy = democracy + crazy
yakeshit = yakexi + shit

作者:dch驴鸣镇 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
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