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作者:断章师爷 在 驴鸣镇 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
A Sonnet Dedicated to an Anonymous Shitizen
商籁一首致屁国公民
O,
哦,
how harmoneyous doth thy country stand,
尔之故国何其河蟹兮于阿堵,
With thy departyments carassing thee,
尔之寡党徐徐抚尔兮于后庭,
Bunaildings vanishing as hath been plann'd,
钉子户兮已被崛起,
And each mathblind assign'd a sexret'ry.
配小蜜兮唯尔公仆,
Enjoying freedamn thou must thank Green Dam,
享尔自由兮需借助“绿坝”,
And Great Fire Wall for guarding innernet,
锢尔网内兮乃“防火长城” ,
Outside of which is evil Uncle Sam,
为盗墙外兮其“山姆大叔”,
Whose lure of love is doom'd to be upset.
厄运源于爱兮务除诱惑,
Commit thy suihide or grasp a knife,
欲“躲猫猫”兮抑或效杨佳 ,
Or keep thy smilence facing pu ss y-ups:
微笑面觑“俯卧撑”兮殆无言,
In democrazy thou know'st this is life,
欲追民主兮无异疯狂 ,
Just like a dinning table full of cups. [1]
恰似悲惨剧兮演一场 ,
On May the Thirty-fifth have candles lit, [2]
“六四”火炬兮业已燃亮,
For fellas martyrish'd by yakeshit.
颂彼烈士兮须国骂“亚克西”。
注释
[1] 由小衲提示得知“杯具”谐音悲剧,“餐具”谐音惨剧。
[2] 5月35日即6月4日。
作者:断章师爷 在 驴鸣镇 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
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