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文章标题: Reply to Mr Gao Han---by Reed Flute答复高寒先生(葡萄皮试译) (502 reads)      时间: 2003-10-07 周二, 上午12:47

作者:葡萄皮罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org



Reed Flute芦笛



First of all, may I congratulate you on your smartness, as this time you typed your reply in the subject line, That's the good boy! As you know so well, I do NOT open your poster, only read the title. But last time you replied to my poster, you just typed one single character "da (reply)" as the title. As a result, up until now, I still have had no idea what you said in there.

首先,恭贺你的机灵,像这次你码在主题栏里的回复,好厉害!你完全知道,我根本不打开你的帖看的,只看标题。但是最近这次你对我帖子的响应,像标题那样只是码上了个“回复”单词。如上所诉,我还是搞不懂,你那里面说的甚么呢。



Second, I should congratulate you on your guts, for this time you have behaved like a man, not a mouse. I noticed that you never dared to answer one of my pieces in which I asked you about your mission in the USA. You never dared to reply, did you?

第二,恭贺你的胆色,因为你的行为像男人而不是老鼠。我注意到,你从不敢回答我那些文章中所问的,有关于你的美国任务问题。你从来就不敢“回复”,不是吗?



Third, you remind me of the proverb "keeping a parrot is less entertaining than playing with a moron." And I must admit that your value as an instrument for public amusement is far, far beyond any parrot, alive or dead.

第三,你让我想起有句谚语“「鹦鹉学舌」比「跟傻瓜玩」还无趣”。并且,我必须承认,作为公众娱乐的开心果来说,你的价值远远超过了鹦鹉──不论他是活的还是死的。



For one thing, I wonder why you have given up the name of "China's Conscience". Was it because you feared to become the son of Mr WXZ or his comrade? Ha! Ha! Only thugs can beat thugs!

另外,我想知道,你为甚么不再用“中国良心”这个笔名。是不是你怕成为王希哲先生的儿子或同伙?哈哈!只有恶棍能教训恶棍!



But once again, you proved to the whole world that you are just a pitiful thug who cannot speak without telling shameless lies to libel honest gentlemen like me. Everyone knows that unlike you, I have never attacked anyone under different pseudo names. I had started to criticize MBM using the name Yungu, long, long before I conceived the name of Ludi. Nobody had the faintest idea that the later-emerged Ludi was actually Yungu. Had I not told the public the truth, nobody would have ever smelled anything! Still, without any pressure, I told the whole world voluntarily that Yungu was Ludi.

告诉你说,你已向全世界证明了你只是可怜的恶棍。根本无法用没有说服力、无耻的谎言毁谤我这样的正人君子。不像你,大家都知道我从不用不同的马甲攻击别人。在我想出“芦笛”笔名的很久之前,早就用韵古的笔名批判马悲鸣。毫无疑义,大家都知道后来的芦笛就是韵古。在任何人没嗅出蛛丝马迹前,我就告诉大众真相了!而且还是,不被迫的告诉大众──韵古就是芦笛。



See, here is a moral example that your dirty mind can never, ever, comprehend. I do not expect you, such low life, can possibly understand, to say nothing about being inspired by this honest and courageous example.

看看,这就是你那污秽心灵永远无法理解的道德模板。我想,像你这样下流的人是不可能了解、说出这样正直勇敢灵性的道德模板的。



Dear Mr Gao, you amazed me with your idiocy once again. Who said I was interested in your filthy past? Why should I be bothered with your previous criminal activities? What I said in my previous poster was a guess, not a question. How can you mix up a statement with a question, you moron? You are simply unbelievable!

亲爱的高寒先生,你的愚蠢又再次让我惊愕。谁说我对你污秽的过去有兴趣?我为甚么会因为你之前的犯罪行为所困扰?我之前的帖子说的是“推测”,不是“问题”。你怎么把叙诉和问题糊弄在一起,太笨吗?实在让人难以置信!



So you thought you were entitled to know my history, eh? Well, my dear sir, I am not surprised by your pathological curiosity --- what else one can expect from such a peeping Tom as you?

所以你想,你有权了解我的过去,嗯?很好,好可爱的先生,对你那病态好奇心我一点都不奇怪──谁会像你那样有窥淫狂呢?



No problem, a generous man, I can easily satisfy your disgraceful curiosity.

没问题,作为慷慨的人,我可以很容易的满足你那下流的好奇心。



Every person who can read knows that I have published online my memoir as well as a few pieces of similar articles. So my "history" is not a dirty secret like yours. In particular, I would like to emphasize the following facts:

每个认得字的人都知道,不但是我的自传,还有部分情节类似的篇章都已上线发行了。所以我的“过去”不是向你那样的骯脏秘密。尤其,我还强调下列事实:



1. Unlike you, I am not an ex-criminal.

1.不像你,我不是有罪出逃者。



2. Unlike you, I am not a communist.

2.不像你,我不是共产主义者。



3. Unlike you, I have not concealed my real political belief and communist party membership so as to cheat the US authority, break the law, and sneak into the USA.

3.不像你,我没有隐瞒我真实的政治信仰和共产党员身份,以便去骗取美国保护、走法律漏洞潜入美国。



4. Unlike you, I am not a die-hard Marxist inspired to launch a violent world revolution to overthrow the American capitalism, and shoot all the capitalists and their running dogs such as President Bush.

不像你,我不是死硬派马克思主义者,像他们那样去努力于投入激烈的世界革命运动中。为的是推翻美帝资本主义,枪毙所有布什那样的资本家及其走狗。



Are you satisfied now, Mr Gao Han? If not, just give me a shout, then I will provide more information that will be of tremendous interest to you.

满意了吗,高寒先生?还不满意的话,就哇哇叫一下,那么我会提供更能使你产生兴趣的资料。



I must say at least you got one thing right. Although I am not interested in your filthy history, as I have a weak stomach, I AM indeed interested in your current criminal intention, as I am a vigilant citizen. Now please answer the following questions:

我必须说至少有件事,你作对了。尽管对你卑劣事迹我并不感到兴趣—无法消受。但是作为一个守法公民,我真的很关注你最近的犯罪动向。现在请你回答以下的问题:



1. Are you a communist?1.

你是共产主义者吗?



2. Are you a real Marxist?2.

你是正统马克思主义者吗?



3. Do you advocate launching a world revolution to overthrow the global capitalism by force, and shoot all the capitalists and their running dogs, as would a real Marxist?

3.你拥护以武力发动世界革命去推翻全球资本主义,枪毙所有资本家及其走狗,像个真正马克思主义者会作的那样吗?



4. Do you agree that being the most developed capitalist country, the USA is the ripest fruit for Marxist revolutionaries to pick up, as they do not believe in nationalism but do believe in internationalism?

4.你同意,当今最发达的资本主义国美国,是马克思主义革命者要摘的”桃子”,因为他们相信国家主义而不是国际主义?



5. Is this your intention to stay in this country, since it is the most mature target of your revolution?这是你留在这个国家的目的,你的革命终极标靶?



Now show us you do have guts to face these questions, will you?

现在让我们看一下你面对这些问题的胆色,可以吗?



The whole world is holding its breath, waiting impatiently. It is so quiet that one can hear a pin drop on the floor.

全世界迫不及待的”屏息以待”。安静得连跟针掉到地上都听的出来。

作者:葡萄皮罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
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