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文章标题: Gumi and Gao Han, please enter (582 reads)      时间: 2003-3-19 周三, 下午7:08

作者:芦笛罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org





I read you guys' comments late last night (or rather, early this morning) but was too tired to say anything. Now allow me to respond.



Gumi, the Greatest Liar, I know your trick. You just want to fight with me over English grammar so as to distract people's attention from your shameless lies. If you have any moral courage at all, please stand out and present your evidence for your accusation that I have flattered some Communist leaders and praised them as my patrons, or masters (en gong). To continue to evade my demand only points to one conclusion that you are the cheapest coward who has no guts to face the consequences of your shameless lies.



Now the English question. You made me laugh again. I must say you were pretty smart (or cunning, to be more precise). I bet you had never heard of Daniel DeLeon's name until yesterday. I know what happened: To make up for your folly, you searched the web with the phrase "what means", didn't you? Then you seized most desperately the first hit which is an article entitled "what means this strike" by Leon, who was a Marxist in the 19th century. Then you came back triumphantly, showing off the amazing range of your knowledge. How cheap!



Let me give you a free lesson here. First of all, "what means this strike" is a title of an article. You can see similar sentences in titles of articles, but never in the text or in everyday talks.



Secondly, the meaning of the sentence "what means this strike" is totally different to that of "what means making money". In the former case, the author actually asks the reader "what does something mean to you?" In other words, it is not that the asker does not understand the meaning of the subject. Rather, he asks what kind of significance or implications the subject presents to the reader. This is totally different to you question. Everyone knows, you meant to ask me "what's the meaning of making money?" You were demanding an explanation, not to inspire me to see the significance of "making money"!



I am not sure if you could understand what I mean to say here, since your intelligence is almost used up in all sorts of dirty tricks. Let me repeat again: First, you cannot use this kind of sentence as a question except in titles. Second, "what means this strike" is a question completely different from yours. Resorting to its apparent similarity to salvage your face only demonstrates your cheap vanity. Ha! Ha!



As I have said many times, my English is no good at all. It is highly likely that my understanding is wrong and I am only too willing to admit my mistakes. For this purpose, please write a poster in English to refute me and show me why my understanding is wrong. I believe this kind of discussion is indeed beneficial to everyone and that is why the spectators like 2u2m are equally eager to read your English masterpieces. Indeed, it is our common fortune to have you, the English master, to teach us how to write English properly.



Mr Gao Han, the Great Hero. You surprise me by your bravery. I thought you had turned mute suddenly. Go downstairs and have a look for yourself. I have begged you so many times to stand out and clarify the defaming rumors spread by Anhunqu. But it appeared as if you had suddenly vanished. To be honest, although I found this kind of behavior pretty weird, I was not really surprised because you had never, ever, dared to answer my questions. Not even once! Last time you challenged me with a few questions, I immediately gave you the answers. What about you? Aren't you ashamed of your cowardice, Great Hero?



Fortunately enough, this time you suddenly became brave again, daring me to report you to the FBI. I know where your courage comes from: You are pretty sure I won't do it. I must say you are right there. As I told you, I wouldn't do it because I had a bottom line. But this is not because I did not dare. As a citizen, it is my duty to report, anonymously or in my real name, to the authorities any criminal activities. May I remind you once again that you have indeed conducted criminal activity by openly threatening to kill someone. An email to the FBI will cost me nothing. So don't push me, mister, otherwise you would deeply regret.



I know you would not be wronged by the FBI, but please bear in mind the fact that you are a diehard Marxist vowing to overthrow by means of violence the global capitalist systems including this one in America. The American law has outlawed communists in general and has forbidden their entry into this country. Think about the consequences before you start to play the hero, OK?



Even if you were cleared in the end, you would become a celebrity all of the country. Your dirty fights with ordinary people online would become the hottest topic in the Chinese communities all over the world. How could you be so stupid as to dare me to do that? Think it over, you idiot!



Incidentally, yesterday I heard from Wacky that you did not go to college. I would like to apologize to you for my previous mockeries such as "illiterate", "barefoot scholar", etc. In the future, I will never use similar mockeries again. I myself was deprived of the right to receive higher education for more than 10 years, so I know how it feels like, as it had been my mental trauma until I finally went to university.



作者:芦笛罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
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