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作者：芦笛 在 寒山小径 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
如果唐突了你的TONIA，千万请你恕罪。那是我随手触到便写上去
逗你的。在柿油党看来，大概算是用语言暴力呼喝奴仆吧。不过，
西方人同名非常之多，那TONIA似乎也不能算是你的专利，你说是
吗？
怪了，刚才这帖子的题目明明是“从垃圾堆里捡来的杂文”，为何
突然变成了现在这个而点击数不变？莫非你现在打入了半猪(OOPS，
这又是侮辱奸坛同仁了，其实这是斑竹自嘲，我不过是抄来的暴力)
的行列？
"I'll do anything for you, anything! Just name it, sir!"
"Really?"
"Sure."
"You mean that?"
"I certainly do!"
"Good! See that donkey over there? Can you hold it for me, please?"
加瑟！If you enjoy it so much, I can tell you more. Can you
believe it: all these dirty jokes were told by the girls with
whom I am on very good terms though I have never had the pleasure
to bite any of them (sigh). For a start, let me ask you:
WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CONSTIPATED OWL AND A BAD MARKSMAN?
一只便秘的猫头鹰和一个坏射手的区别是什么？
作者：芦笛 在 寒山小径 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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