葡萄皮
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作者：葡萄皮 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
Reed Flute
芦笛
I don't know even myself. I woke up this morning too damn early. Right now,
I just want to go to bed, preferably with Duohunchong (or Ms Bug, as Mr One
put it) who should definitely be under 35.
连我自己都不知道，今早起床起得太糟糕的早。现在，我正要去睡，最好带着多昏虫
（或虫女士，当One先生拨它时）一起睡，它应该清楚的在35下方。
Still, I feel obliged to complete the spy series. What is more, I am determined
to use my "Chinglish" to fulfil this historical mission. Mr Jiu Se (wine and women?)
, I wish you could write in such beautiful "Chinglish" as well. To tell you the truth, even the average English-speaking devils cannot manage that. This is not because my English is better than theirs, but because they do NOT have the literary talents that
I possess. If you don't believe me, name but one English piece that is as sarcastic
and entertaining as my "Chinglish" pieces.
还是的，我感到欣慰的完成了间谍系列。再来是甚么？我已决定用我的"Chinglish"去实现
这个历史性任务。酒摄先生（酒和女人？），我希望你能写出如此好而漂亮的"Chinglish"。
告诉你实情，就算是一般水平的英语演说棍子也无法掌握好它。并不是我的英语比他们好 ，
而是他们没有我所拥有的文学天赋。你要不信，只要给出一篇像我那"Chinglish"一样挖苦又
有趣的英语文章。
Mr Jiu She was too dull to see the fact that mockery is by no means the way
to stop me. On the contrary, it prompts me to carry on in an even worse way.
So I promise you I will stick to my gun, even for the sake of your displeasure.
Ha ha !
酒摄先生太迟钝以致不能明了事实，以为用无聊的方式阻止我就是嘲弄。相反的，激的我
干脆用更恶劣的方式继续。所以我答应你，为了让你生气，我会钉住你。哈哈！
I know the majority of "Lu fans" are disappointed. And I am pretty sure now
the readers of my pieces consist mainly of obsessed Lu's enemies. So what?
I have come to the web, not to live up to anyone's expectations, but to have some
fun for myself. Ever since my childhood, I have been always the black lamb, ie,
the hopeless trouble-maker, who always abuses his talents and lets everyone down.
Now approaching the graveyard, I see no reason why I should change my way of life. Anyway, it's damn late now, isn't it?
我知道大多数的“芦迷”会失望。而且很确定现下我文章的读者群主要由着迷的芦敌
所组成。那又如何？我来到网上，不是为了满足任何人的期望，而是给我自己一些乐趣。
自我童年以来，我就是不折不扣的黑崽子，换句话说，就是浪费他的天才制造他人晦气，
没药治的问题制造者。现在已入土一半了，我找不出任何理由去改变我的生活方式。反正，
早晚都得下地狱，对吗？
Where were we? Oh, yeah, the spy business! Who is going to be the new
candidate? I have no idea. So let's just ravage poor Mr Hu Anning once more,
shall we?
说到哪儿了呢？喔，对，间谍的事情！谁将是下任替补者呢？我还没有想法。所以
只好再次蹂躏可怜的胡安宁先生了，可以吗？
Zhongsuozhouzhi, wuyongzhiyi. Mr Hu went back to the Mainland out of some political
motivation. He has since been eyed as a CCP spy by his former comrades-in-arms. Now I
am inclined to believe their suspicion is pretty sound. No doubt, Mr Hu is
indeed a big, big and big spy sent by the CCP to sabotage the so-called
"pro-democracy movement" overseas.
众所周知，无庸置疑。自从胡先生被他的前武斗同伙，以中共特务的有色眼睛看他以来，
他回大陆的事显示出某种政治蠢动迹象。现在我倾向于相信他们的猜疑相当可能。无疑的，
胡先生的确是个大之又大，很大的特务，是由中共派出潜伏在所谓的海外“民运组织”搞破坏
的大特务。
For one thing, Mr Hu admitted at some point that he had some connections
within the policy-making circle of the CCP. In a piece talking about
the late Premier Zhou Enlai, he said Zhou was not the coward depicted
by Mr Gao Wenqian, but a strongman as his "friend" in Zhongnanhai had
revealed to him. Apparently, the guy he mentioned is still in power,
since he did not give his name as a measure of protection.
为了某事之故，胡先生自承与中共决策圈里有某些接触。在一篇谈到故总理周恩来的
文章中，他说据高文千先生的描述，周不是懦夫而是强人。如同他在中南海的“朋友”
向他所展现的那样，显然的，他所提到的人仍然权力在握，自那时起他就不再把泄漏
他的姓名当回事了。
Now ask yourself: Could an ordinary Chinese citizen enjoy such special
connections? No way! How could a leader of the "pro-democracy movement"
have such connections? Only God and the head of the Ministry of National
Security know the answer.
现在请你自问：普通中国老百姓能享受这样的特别联系吗？没门！“民运”领袖可能
有这样的联系吗？只有神和国安部头子知道答案。
Now let's have a look at what Mr Hu has been doing since he landed at
Hajianqitan, nothing but spreading defamatory rumors, aimed to undermine
the prestige of his comrades. I rarely read posters online. Even so, I still
remember he decried so many people, including Ruan Ming, Wang Xizhe,
and loads of others whose names I cannot remember. He could even sink
so low as to mock the poverty of one of his comrades, saying his sofa was
picked up from a junk pile!
现在大家来看看，自从胡先生进了海纳百川后座了些甚么，除了扩大毁谤谣言，努力
挖伙伴墙脚外甚么都没有。我很少在线读帖，即使如此，我仍记得他责难了那么多人，
其中包括阮铭、王希哲和其它很多人我都不记得了。他甚至堕落到嘲笑他一位贫穷的朋友，
说他的沙发是从垃圾堆里检来的！
If you regard Mr Hu only as a disgraceful man, you are wrong. Don't forget,
these defamatory rumors kill! That is why he is active online: to defame
the leaders of "his" movement so as to sabotage it.
如果只是把胡先生看作是可耻的人，你就错了。别忘记，就是这些毁谤的传闻的技巧！
造成他现下的活跃：毁谤“他的” 运动领袖以便毁了他。
I must admit that there is a flaw in the above-mentioned reasoning. That is,
I assumed that the so-called "pro-democracy movement" was something worthy
of being reckoned with. I could not be more wrong than that.
我得承认上述推理有些破绽。那就是，我假定所谓的“民运”， 存在有价值的东东，
值得我插手。除此之外不可能有甚么错误了。
Zhongsuozhouzhi, wuyongzhiyi, those guys are just a bunch of thugs suffering
from severe paranoia, and their "cause" is nothing but a rotten, filthy,
smelling pile of trash. What's the point of "sabotaging"
such a self-destroying "cause"? Do you really believe the commies could be
THIS stupid?
众所周知，无庸置疑，那些家伙是伙标准恶棍，为严重的偏执狂所苦，造成他们
便成这样的“起因”，无他，只因他们是堆腐败污秽难闻的臭垃圾。“搞破坏”
的目标是指向自我毁灭的“起因”？你真相信共产党有这【木莫】傻？
So perhaps Mr Hu is NOT a CCP spy after all. More likely, he is simply
an ordinary scoundrel. Who knows and who cares?
也或许胡先生终究不是一个中共特务。更可能的，他只是单纯普通的坏蛋。
有谁了解？有谁在乎呢？
作者：葡萄皮 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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What do we have for today?我们今天玩甚么？（葡萄皮 试译）
