2u2m
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作者：2u2m 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
[博讯论坛] What do we have for today?
Reed Flute
I don't know even myself. I woke up this morning too damn early. Right now, I just want to go to bed, preferably with Duohunchong (or Ms Bug, as Mr One put it) who should definitely be under 35.
Still, I feel obliged to complete the spy series. What is more, I am determined to use my "Chinglish" to fulfil this historical mission. Mr Jiu Se (wine and women?), I wish you could write in such beautiful "Chinglish" as well. To tell you the truth, even the average English-speaking devils cannot manage that. This is not because my English is better than theirs, but because they do NOT have the literary talents that I possess. If you don't believe me, name but one English piece that is as sarcastic and entertaining as my "Chinglish" pieces.
Mr Jiu She was too dull to see the fact that mockery is by no means the way to stop me. On the contrary, it prompts me to carry on in an even worse way. So I promise you I will stick to my gun, even for the sake of your displeasure. Ha ha !
I know the majority of "Lu fans" are disappointed. And I am pretty sure now the readers of my pieces consist mainly of obsessed Lu's enemies. So what? I have come to the web, not to live up to anyone's expectations, but to have some fun for myself. Ever since my childhood, I have been always the black lamb, ie, the hopeless trouble-maker, who always abuses his talents and lets everyone down. Now approaching the graveyard, I see no reason why I should change my way of life. Anyway, it's damn late now, isn't it?
Where were we? Oh, yeah, the spy business! Who is going to be the new candidate? I have no idea. So let's just ravage poor Mr Hu Anning once more, shall we?
Zhongsuozhouzhi, wuyongzhiyi. Mr Hu went back to the Mainland out of some political motivation. He has since been eyed as a CCP spy by his former comrades-in-arms. Now I am inclined to believe their suspicion is pretty sound. No doubt, Mr Hu is indeed a big, big and big spy sent by the CCP to sabotage the so-called "pro-democracy movement" overseas.
For one thing, Mr Hu admitted at some point that he had some connections within the policy-making circle of the CCP. In a piece talking about the late Premier Zhou Enlai, he said Zhou was not the coward depicted by Mr Gao Wenqian, but a strongman as his "friend" in Zhongnanhai had revealed to him. Apparently, the guy he mentioned is still in power, since he did not give his name as a measure of protection.
Now ask yourself: Could an ordinary Chinese citizen enjoy such special connections? No way! How could a leader of the "pro-democracy movement" have such connections? Only God and the head of the Ministry of National Security know the answer.
Now let's have a look at what Mr Hu has been doing since he landed at Hajianqitan, nothing but spreading defamatory rumors, aimed to undermine the prestige of his comrades. I rarely read posters online. Even so, I still remember he decried so many people, including Ruan Ming, Wang Xizhe, and loads of others whose names I cannot remember. He could even sink so low as to mock the poverty of one of his comrades, saying his sofa was picked up from a junk pile!
If you regard Mr Hu only as a disgraceful man, you are wrong. Don't forget, these defamatory rumors kill! That is why he is active online: to defame the leaders of "his" movement so as to sabotage it.
I must admit that there is a flaw in the above-mentioned reasoning. That is, I assumed that the so-called "pro-democracy movement" was something worthy of being reckoned with. I could not be more wrong than that.
Zhongsuozhouzhi, wuyongzhiyi, those guys are just a bunch of thugs suffering from severe paranoia, and their "cause" is nothing but a rotten, filthy, smelling pile of trash. What's the point of "sabotaging" such a self-destroying "cause"? Do you really believe the commies could be THIS stupid?
So perhaps Mr Hu is NOT a CCP spy after all. More likely, he is simply an ordinary scoundrel. Who knows and who cares?
作者：2u2m 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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【芦笛】What do we have for today?
