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作者：葡萄皮 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
送交者: by芦笛 于 北京时间 00时 9/23 (37 hits )
主题：Let's play the spy game
[博讯论坛] Note:
I am sorry I can only write the following piece in English as I have uninstalled the Chinese software from the computer at my office. I apologize for my poor English. Any corrections, especially by Ping Zheng and Niu Lehou, the prestigious English experts, are expected and will be appreciated. Also, Pu Toupi is welcome to translate it, if he likes.
抱歉，由于我办公室计算机的中文软件已移除了，下帖只好以英文书写。为我的破英文感到遗憾。任何指正，特别是平正和牛乐吼，英文的行家里手所提出的，都是我所期待并感激的。又，欢迎葡萄皮翻译它，假如他喜欢。
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Let's play the spy game
大家来玩间谍游戏（译者：葡萄皮）
芦笛
It is well-known and doubtless (zhongsuozhouzhi, wuyongzhiyi) that nowadays the "spy game" has become the favorite tactics of the warriors of the so-called "pro-democracy movement". Anyone who dares to defy or question their authority inevitably ends up as a CCP spy and/ or a running dog, with a dark conscience, etc, etc,
大家都知道且毫无疑义的（众所周知，无庸置疑），就是时下这“间谍游戏” 已经成为所谓“民主运动”战士最爱的战术。任何胆敢挑战质疑他们权力的人，不可避免的，最后会被看作黑心的中共的间谍(而且/或)是走狗，等等。。
This is the "justice" and "conscience" they are upholding for the poor Chinese people. Unlike the equivalents we see in the West, they kill.
这就是他们高举对待可怜中国人民的”正义”和”良心”。不像我们在西方所看到(他们的民运人士对待异议者)那样杀戮。
Well, if justice and conscience are to be designed to kill people indiscriminately, fine by me. Born into a cruel society, I have been used to this kind of dirty tricks. So let us follow the brilliant moral example these freedom warriors set for us. Let's play the game and play it right.
嗯，假如正义和良心是被设计来不加区分的屠杀人民，对我来说很好。出生于残酷社会，早已习于这种骯脏把戏。大家就来玩而且正确的玩这游戏。
As we have noticed, whilst the freedom warriors are presenting their spy cases, they frequently forget one little thing: evidence. Not only that, they even cannot present their arguments (that is to say, it swear words or insults can be called "arguments") in a logical way so as to persuade the audience. Therefore, I find it my duty to set an eloquent example for them so that they could learn something using their pitiful wits (I wish they were not half wits but full wits).
如同大家看到的，当自由斗是拿出他们的间谍案例时，时常忘了一件小事：证据。
不只是这样，他们甚至连争辩的道理也提不出来（那是说，誓言或辱骂叫做”吵架”）以合逻辑的方式说服观众。我脚得我有义务提出为他们提供雄辩的样本，好让他们学习如何使用他们可怜的机智（希望不是智障）。
Indisputable case 1: Mr Hu Anning
无可辩驳 事例1：胡安宁先生
No doubt, this guy is certainly a big, big CCP spy. Please refer to the poster he produced yesterday and read it carefully. Now what have you found? Proof for this accusation!
毫无疑问，这家伙肯定是一个大，大的中共特务。请参考他昨天的文章且仔细的阅读。现在，发现甚幺了吗？证实我的指控！
In that poster, he admits that when he was in China, he was told that He Ping was a CCP spy. Any person with a brain would ask: Who could let him know this kind of top secret? The Minister of the National Security Ministry, of course. Why could he be allowed to access this kind of confidential information? Because he was a key spy trusted wholeheartedly by his big boss!
那篇文章里，他自承之前在中国时，他说过何平是一个中共特务。任何有大脑的人都会问：谁告诉他这最高机密的？当然，是国安机关首长。为甚幺他被允许接近这样秘密的情报？因为他是个被他的大老板极度信任的关键特务！
Is there any logic flaw here? Mr Hu, please take your time, think carefully before you speak, then defend yourself and give us a plausible explanation. Unlike yqy, Gao Han and you, I am a reasonable guy, ready to adjust my opinions if they prove wrong.
有任何不符逻辑的地方吗？胡先生，请花点时间，仔细想想先前你说的话，然后在不暴露自身安全的情形下给我们一个合理的解释。 不像yqy，高寒和你，我是通情达理的人，如果我所说的话被证明是错误的，我会改变我的看法。
Indisputable case 2; Mr Gao Han
无可辩驳 事例1：高寒先生
Yesterday, Mr Gao Han ordered Mr 2u2m to report his spy number issued by the Ministry of National Security. Any person with a decent brain would become suspicious: what for? Even if Mr 2u2m were a spy, what would be the use of having his number? It's not a lottery number, is it?
昨天，高寒先生命令2u2m报告他的国安特务号码。任何有正常大脑的人都会疑心：干甚幺？就算2u2m先生是个特务，要他的号码作甚幺？又不是乐透号码，不是吗？
Mr Gao Han, please take a deep breath before you speak and give us a plausible explanation for such weird behavior. Thank you very much for your co-operation.
高寒先生，在你为如此怪异行为向我们说明并给出合理解释前请先深呼吸一下。非常谢谢你的合作。
The only logical explanation, as it appears to me, is that Mr Gao Han is actually a big CCP spy under cover. The reason why he asked that weird question was that he suspected 2u2m was his subordinate. Very unfortunately, they clashed owing to lack of communication and he was receiving "friendly fire" as a result. Therefore, he asked the question to clarify the situation, as soldiers would ask for passwords to make sure they would not fire at friendly troops.
唯一合理的解释，呈现在我面前的，就是，高寒先生是一个台面下中共大特务。他问怪但问题的原因是因为他怀疑2u2m是他下属。很不幸，由于缺少联系的关系而且他感受到”友军火力”让他们误打误撞在一起。因此为了搞清楚状况他问了这个问题，就像士兵会问密码互相确认，以防止误击友军。
So the question actually reads: "I am your boss. Don't fire at me!"
Unfortunately for Mr Gao, 2u2m was not his subordinate and was therefore totally confused by Gao's unexplainable behavior. So much so that he even thought Mr Gao was out of his mind! What a misunderstanding!
所以问的实际是：”我是你老板。不要向我开火！” 可怜的高寒，2u2m不是他的下属因而造成高寒不可理喻的行为完全失控。如此这般2u2m甚至认为高寒是发疯了！天大的误会阿！
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Now the defendants can take the floor and give us a thorough explanation.
Again, the world is holding it's breath, waiting
现在，被告可以起立发言了，给我们一个彻彻底底的解释。
再次，全世界屏息以待。
作者：葡萄皮 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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