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作者：芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
Sorry Mr ldwlw
芦笛
Haven't been here for a few days so I missed your response. I do apologize.
Now allow me to answer your replies which I have just read:
"I am not a gay "
Of course you are not. I know that.
"I understand that Mr. Lu Di was just joking."
You are right. I was only joking. Everyone here knows I am an ugly old man with a wife and a son who have been trying desperately to break off my joke and escape from my tyranny. At least one of my former friends is spreading such rumors.
"I respect homosexual people."
You do? Good man! I find it hard not to feel sick whenever I see their intimate behaviors. The best I can manage is tolerating them.
"I have no problem with women."
Lucky you. I always have problems with women. To be more precise, I always have problems with stupid women who firmly believe they are awfully clever.
"I had sex with around 10 women."
Gee! This is certainly something to look forward to! Lucky man! So many! Are numerous sexual companions necessary for the happiness of one's sex life? Would a higher number dilute love? I mean, the more women you have f***ed, the less you love them? Excuse my vulgar language, but I am really stunned. In this situation, it is only natural for me to lose my ability to put words in a more graceful way.
"I chose to be single just because I like to be single."
Yeah, why not? I adore your determination. It is a terrible job to have a family and only idiots want them. Wife is all right. I do not have anything personal against having a wife, or more than one wives for that matter. But having children is an entirely different matter. It just the worst nightmare one could possibly have. After you become a father, many times you just want to put your child back to his/her mother's womb. Believe me, I am serious. So I believe the best thing a man has to do is to go sterilize himself, become a Mormon, marry as many women as he can support and have no children at all.
作者：芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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