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作者：芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
What's the terrible news for today, Sugar?
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Mr. Ldwlw, I hope by now you have become used to my endearment and do enjoy all the sweet titles I use. Honey, I know you are a man. So much the better, because I AM a gay man. That's why I got my "female-phobia" in the first place. I was really grateful to Mr XX when I saw his poster telling Mr Ye Suansuan that if he was really a girl (though I don't think so), he'd better keep away from me. As everyone knows, this was an unwritten rule or even a law here in this BBS.
Sweetheart, I must congratulate you on your achievement. You see, your poster "Bad News" has received almost 100 clicks. The trick has worked! How wonderful I feel about this! You'd better keep up and shock the public with endless stunning news. Go and knock their brains out with all sorts of scary or intriguing titles. Go Babe go!
For a start, may I suggest some titles for your to choose:
The end of the world is drawing close!!!!
What is a perfect murder?
How to kill a man living in another continent?
Advice for bank robbers, etc, etc.
Can't you see? These titles are closely related to the psychic powers which Zhonggong and Falungong masters are good at. So they fit so well with what you are trying to say. Don't you think, Darling?
作者：芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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What's the terrible news for today, Sugar?
