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作者：芦笛 在 寒山小径 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
刚才在伊妹儿中看见某鬼女寄过来的笑话，颇有几个黄的，
如果贴出来，恐怕要被舍妹乱棒打出寒山，因择其黄者而
郑重存之，择其不黄者而随便贴之，如下：
Pad died in a fire and was burnt pretty badly so the morgue needed someone to identify the body. His two best friends, Tom and Jim, were sent for.
Tom went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet. He said "Yup, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over". So the mortician rolled him over. Tom looked and said "Nope, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician thought that was rather strange and then he brought Jim in to identify the body.
Jim took a look at him and said, "Yup, he's burnt real bad, roll him over". The mortician rolled him over and Jim looked down and said, "No, it ain't Paddy".
The mortician asked, "How can you tell?"
Jim said, "Well, Paddy had two assholes."
"What, he had two assholes???" said the mortician.
"Yup, everyone knew he had two assholes. Every time we went into downtown, folks would say, "Here comes Paddy with them two assholes...."
作者：芦笛 在 寒山小径 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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