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作者：老杜 在 寒山小径 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
#CASE 14
A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked.The woman replied, "A multimillionaire."
>>挣钱就是化的，没有女人，男人就是有再多的钱也没有用，连自己的衣服都不会买。
#CASE 13
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing : either the car is new or his wife is new.
>>老婆就像一本书，常读常新。
#CASE 12
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified : "Wife wanted". The next day, he received hundreds letters. They all said the same thing "You can have mine."
>>他们是这样说的：You can have mine, but you have to take her shoes too.
#CASE 11
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." And the Husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
>>这个男人有福了！谁不想找个傻点的LP?
#CASE 10
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbours listen.
>>这充分说明，结婚时间越长，越有共同语言。
#CASE 9
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?
>>这个得请教妖道邋遢。他结婚那么多年，情人节写的文章那么感人。Why?
#CASE 8
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
>>在大街上看到一个PLMM想GIVE人家还不要呢，切~！
#CASE 7
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."
>>他说的是，“我怎么不早一点结婚呢？”
#CASE 6
Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad : "That happens in most countries son."
>>跟陌生人不可能有爱情。爱情是婚后。
#CASE 5
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married??" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."
>>对老婆永远感恩。生命不息，感恩不止。
#CASE 4
Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.
>>就那男人还是不服气。
#CASE 3
Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.
>>Finished，指完美。
#CASE 2
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other replied, "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
>>那个男人，不是PLP协会的。
#CASE 1
Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
>>还是好好的吃自己的吧。他们的，也不好吃。
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