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作者：芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
Many thanks for your reply. Although your reply is just two sentences, I know it represents at least two hours' hard work. To tell you the truth, every time I see your poster, I feel painful and helpless, as if I was watching a woman undergoing painful and long-drawn-out laboring to give birth to a baby. Sadly, the "baby" born so painstakingly is always such a grotesque monster that no one has the courage to have another look.
So I was right: you do consider my writing great fun. I knew it. I knew it all along. You enjoy being whipped, don't you? That's why you never leave me alone and keep harassing me so that you can receive the precious and delicious whipping from me.
By nature, I am a generous man and would not mind too much satisfying you. What worries me is that I might spoil you in the process. What if I drop dead tomorrow? How can you possibly survive without my whipping?
I am not the least surprised that you failed to understand my previous poster. You would surprise me if one day you could miraculously understand anything, anything at all. You are known as "sha dajie" (idiotic women) in this trash forum and everyone knows you cannot tell good from bad, and vice versa. To be honest, it had never occurred to me that a person could become a celebrity by volunteering to be an instrument for public amusement until you came.
Now allow me to try my best to make my point once again, though I know my effort will be all in vain as you are really unique, totally different from any normal person I have met for all my life.
I am glad after my repeated and painstaking coaching, at last you understand the difference between an individual and a "web administrator" (How impressive! "Web administrator"! It does make you feel important, doesn't it?) As I said again and again, the "web administrator" should be a faceless robot with no personal feelings, no political stand, no gender, etc.
Hence, it is extremely difficult, if possible at all, to describe my ecstasy when I finally saw you appear to understand my teachings --Who says one cannot teach an idiot anything? Look at this example! I am indeed an intellectual giant who can move a mountain!
Please do not misunderstand. When I said "I am an intellectual giant", it was a metaphor, not reality. As a matter of fact, my legs are very short indeed, perhaps the shortest you may see in real life.
In short, my point is that you are the only exception of the whole trash club who deliberately revealed to the public his/her penname and thereafter assumed the double identity of both "web-administrator" and individual. You were the only one who made all official announcements in your own penname rather than "banzhu 16". You even went so far as to go to another forum to announce the policy of this trash club, and declared on behalf of the whole club that "hainabaichuan cannot tolerate a single river represented by Ludi". By playing this dirty trick, you confused my struggle against the web-tyrants ("web-administrators" in your words) with individuals and thus made it look like a villain attacking a woman, and consequently cheated readers and earn cheap sympathy from them!
Furthermore, up until now, you still make full use of this double ID to attack writers. For example, when I appealed to the trash club members to donate money so as to save this trash forum from bankruptcy, you did not respond in the name of "16". Instead, you attacked me using your own penname! Please, tell the readers, what does my appeal have to do with you as an individual?
I am sorry I have to go now. You wait and see my prosecution material.
作者：芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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Reply to 16 (slightly revised so as to give it a literary flavor)
