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作者：广东农民 在 驴鸣镇 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
首先, 谢谢老哈和诚灵在这里提供的信息和链接.
再者, 选总统不是选好人. 把那个著名笑话转载如下:
Real Life Information on Personalities – Beethoven, Hitler, Roosevelt and Winston Churchill
March 22, 2007 at 9:41 pm · Filed under Guest authors, People and Places
I got a forward from one of old friends. Please verify before you judge. (I am going to verify anyway and write more on them).
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis; would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before scrolling down to the answer.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A: Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an occasional beer and hasn’t had any extramarital affairs.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, and then scroll down for the answer.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And by the way: Answer to the abortion question -
if you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.
Moral - Think before judging someone.
其实是可以去掉问题A, 不过我觉得问题A可以部分回答早些时候这里关于计划生育的讨论.
其实我是Mrs. Clinton的粉丝. 个人希望她能够在下一次大选中胜出.
作者：广东农民 在 驴鸣镇 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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