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马悲鸣
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加入时间: 2004/02/14
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作者：马悲鸣 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
Hi, Dickhead Lu and Mother-fucker Ma,
Very pleased to see that you, Dickhead Lu, are still there, reading and
chewing every piece I spit on your dirty face and sending them back to me.
Hope you will hang on there forever, so that whenever I have got time to
entertain myself, I will spit on you again. Please do not go away or lose
your patience, as I have given up writing on the internet, thanks partly to
you, I have plenty time to spend, too much for me to know what to do with,
especially when I am retired now.
Now listen carefully, Dickhead Lu, how dare you dream that you can possibly
stand a chance of refuting me? Go and ask your friend Mother-fucker Ma what
kind of role he has been playing for all these past years. He only serves
as a masochist, crying out desperately for my whipping every now and then.
As I have already told you, long before you wrote to me, I had read the junk
pieces ostensibly by you and sent by MBM. So I know what kind of idiot you
are. Therefore, please do yourself a great favor by listening to my cursing
most obediently and not trying to talk back. Remember, it is an
extraordinarily great fortune that you have received such an unimaginable
honor from me. Not everyone can expect such luck as being cursed by me.
You must have been a great saint in your precious life, so much so that God
has decided that you should be the lucky one in this life. So treasure it
and do not spoil your golden opportunity, OK?
Now, you dickhead, let me tell you the answers to your questions which seem
to have cracked your tiny brain. Apparently, given your extremely dim
intelligence, if any, such a moron as you can never work out without my
generous and wise guidance. However, since I am a modest giant, please do
not thank me for my patronage. Otherwise you will embarrass me.
Question No 1: Why should I curse you in Chinese in my second letter?
You shameless lackey and ass-licker, you thought that it was because the
English-speaking people were more elegant and the Chinese some kind of low
race. As a result, Chinese, as a language, somehow became a language used
by a low race. Is that what you meant? Now let me tell you: I switched to
Chinese only because your idiot friend does NOT read English! Contrary to
your disgusting guess, I enjoy swearing in English for two reasons.
First, it is much, much more colorful and powerful when used as a filthy
tool. For example, in Chinese, there is only one word baichi, but in
English, I can have so many choices: idiot, buffoon, moron,
half-witted…etc, etc. So I will not sound monotonously and repetitive,
which is very important when I am swearing, you scumbag.
Second, as I said in an article, when a person swears in a foreign language,
it sounds not as bad as in his mother-tongue. Consequently, the moral
barrier is much easier to break through. So I do enjoy cursing your
dickhead off in my favourite language. Thank God for providing me with this
filthy and powerful language and for enabling you to understand it. Also I
should thank you, dickhead, for prompting me to switch to this most
convenient language to teach you a lesson, you stupid ape. The only regret
I have is that your mother-fucker friend cannot share the great favor I am
doing you both. So he can go and fuck himself as compensation for this
great loss.
Question No 2: Shall I care to share those masterpieces with my relatives?
Of course not, you ridiculous buffoon. Will you care to share shit with
your mother, your father, your wife, your children, your friends, your
colleagues and so forth? This kind of shit is only reserved for you and
your mother-fucker friend. You two are just like toilet. Whenever I feel
like a bowel movement or an urge for pee-pee, I will go and find you there.
So please be always there for me, my darling dickhead and mother-fucker.
Any more questions, you dickhead? Do feel free if there is any. Remember,
I will be always here, eager to serve you both right.
You can report me to the police for stalking you, as Zheng Yi should have
long reported MBM’s stalking to the authorities. I do not give a shit if
you do so. Go ahead and report me, you dickhead. As for your mother-fucker
friend, I know he has no guts. He is really a born-coward. Like father,
like son. After all, perhaps he should not be blamed as he has inherited
all those low traits from his Communist bandit father.
In conclusion, I attach a section of the article I post up today. But I am
sure you will never be able to comprehend due to your pitiable brain
capacity.
作者：马悲鸣 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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