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作者：铁木 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
法国的le monde和英国的guardian
What happens if an insect falls in a cup of coffee ?!
The British: will throw the cup into the street and
leave the coffee shop for good.
The American: will get the insect out and drink the
coffee.
The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee.
The Israeli will:
(1) Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to
the Chinese.
(2) Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure.
(3) Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and
Iran of using germ-weapons.
(4) Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations
of human rights.
(5) Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting
insects in the cups of coffee.
(6) Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip.
(7) Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and
electrity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot
Palestinians.
( Ask the United States for urgent military support
and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a
new cup of coffee.
(9) Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop
owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the
end of the century.
(10) Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be
standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli
Nation.
From Le Monde
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