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文章标题: Jiaren and ladies, please enter (322 reads)      时间: 2003-4-10 周四, 下午8:41

作者:芦笛罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org





I have been worried whether I had offended Jiaren for calling him "narrow-minded person" (xiao xin xian). Now please let me make this crystal-clear: Old Plus, although as perceptive, super-sensitive and vulnerable as a young girl, you are a very nice guy. That's why I always handle you with great care as if you were a piece of glass. Whenever signs suggest that you might be offended, I immediately apologize to you even though I have never, ever, hurt you intentionally, not even once.



Actually, you may count yourself as the lucky one, given the fact that I have beaten so many men and women mercilessly.



The reason why I have done so is not that you are an ass-licker, shamelessly licking my boots as Novell firmly believes. The moment you appeared at Shuodao, I knew you were not that kind of person. As I have told you many times, for a long time, you presented the biggest headache to me, as I had no idea how to deal with your profuse flatteries.



It was later that I found you were not here to mock me in a skillful way, or you worshipped this "master" blindly. Rather, you have your own sensible believes. Immature though they might be, they were based on your own sound and painful life experiences. You praise me only when I am speaking your mind.



What is more, you have a tender heart. Many times you make me laugh as well as touched. For the latest examples, at first you were worried for Yuner, then for the Happily Talkative. On both occasions, you believed that I would throw lightening onto those defiant challengers as if I had been Jehovah in the Old Testament. I laugh because you know so little about my personality. I feel touched because you are so thoughtful and compassionate. To protect ladies, you risk yourself and offer your body as their shield. Ha! Ha!



Now let me tell you, Plus Slave, I am not THAT narrow-minded and I lose my temper ONLY when I am insulted. True, I am the number 1 warlord of the web, but I only retaliate. I beat those men and women, not because they challenged or questioned my opinions and thoughts, but because they insulted me in a hidden way, always trying to prove that I was a villain. The most eloquent example is your favorite professor, who invented the crime "personality assassination" that even the Party officials would not have the talent to invent.



So let me make myself clear once again: I never, ever, feel offended if someone points out factual or logical mistakes in my essays. No matter how embarrassing, I always admit my mistakes and thank the other party. If you read my piece on the history of the Gulf War, you would find Niu Lehou mocked me when I typed "sa da te" instead of "sa da mu". Despite his hostility, I immediately admitted this trivial mistake and thanked him for pointing it out.



I hope this would be the last time I explain my standpoint as I am really fed up with explaining myself.



Now some explanations about my "woman-phobia".



In general, I don't mind whether there are following remarks at all. Three years ago, Yi Shuihan criticized me for ignoring others' remarks. I took this criticism to heart and seriously treated the remarks thereafter. But the more I did that, the more I felt it's not worth it. Gradually, I gave up and paid very little attention to what the others said. Now, I only read my friends' comments occasionally (not always, I am sorry to admit).



Now I feel that a forum is the very place where the social division of labor applies. Here we have some people as speakers, others as critics. I am of the first category. Furthermore, as I have had the misfortune to be far more advanced than my contemporaries, I have come here to write, not to read, to speak, not to listen, and to educate, not to discuss. As my wife told me: "you were born before your time. So you will be famous eventually, but not in your lifetime."



So I don't mind if the ladies want to make comments following my posters. Except the particular one from whom the web master has ordered me to keep away, all the ladies are welcome to do so. But if you do not receive reply, please forgive me, as I do not feel I am obliged.









作者:芦笛罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
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