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文章标题: Ludi:Your solution violated LAW OF LIFE (Jiu Jie) (159 reads)      时间: 2003-3-06 周四, 下午9:23

作者:九戒罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org



You said: “I do not think there is any cure for this problem

except castration. So I am sorry I cannot pull out your "stake".

If you want me to castrate you, I may consider it. Other than

that, I am in no position to help you.”



This solution violated the LAW OF LIFE.



Oxford Professor Richard Dawkins in published a book in 1976

called THE SELFISH GENE.



He argued that “the fundamental unit of selection, and therefore

of self-interest, is not the species, nor the group, nor even,

strictly, the individual. It is the gene, the unit of heredity."



Based on his theory (and I believe it is the LAW OF LIFE), my body

is the slave of my genes. My stake is the most important part of

my body. It helps my body to carry out the essential mission of

my genes: maximally reproduce themselves. Thus, in terms of nature,

should I get myself castrated, my life would have no meaning at all.



Except the LAW OF LIFE, the challenge of enticing women is a very

important thing of my life too. It excites me a lot. It is not

exaggerated to say it is the very reason of my existence. So,

even though I am burning out like a candle in wind, I rather die

immediately than get castrated and live like a plant.



Let’s see what is the stake you meant. In your poster

“Lao Ma's stake”, said:



“Now let's look into Lao Ma's stake. As a matter of fact,

he was the first victim whose stake I pulled out most brutally.

At that time, he boasted that he did care how the readers liked

his works, as his own pride was the logical consistence which

was like a red line running through his works. Then I demonstrated

to the public what kind of outrageous logic follies Ma could make.

Ever since then, he has stopped to boast his logical thinking.



Then I again found out that Ma had run out of steam and could not

write anything with the least weight. To salvage his self-destruction

due to the collapse of confidence, Ma invented a conspiracy theory

that his "liang dao" (food supply channel ) was mercilessly cut off

by Zheng Yi and co-conspirators.



Again, I revealed to the public how ridiculous this conspiracy

theory was: whoever could control all the overseas media,

stretching from Taiwan, Hong Kong up to the USA? Once again,

the stake was brutally pulled out.



Now he is resorting to the last stake. According to him, it is

entirely my fault that he ran out of talent, because his brain

is now full of nothing but swear words. Like the guy who went

to Handan to learn the graceful gaits there (handan xue bu),

he has forgotten how to walk normally and can only crawl on

his belly now.



Poor guy! His stake is certainly becoming more and more pathetic

and less and less imaginative. As I have already pointed out,

this excuse serves only one purpose: to show the public how

small his brain was.”




To me, they are by no means stakes. These are only excuses,

because they are not really essential to one’s life. I bet

Lao Ma has other means to survive. Writing for BBS is what

he does in his spare time for entertaining himself only.

Sometimes, people do need excuses. I, myself, make a lot of

excuses to entice women. It is not always a decent behavior

to reveal other people’s excuses to the public. It does not

necessarily show that you (a destroyer, called by yourself)

are smarter either, because other people may also know but

do not want to reveal that by pretending not knowing them.



Now, it seems that you have found a way to pull out your own

stake. To control your passion for the Web, you disconnected

the Internet in your home and uninstall Chinese software in

your office. They are not detructing ways at all. You could

re-connect the Web or re-install software anytime. But you

suggested that I got myself castrated. Can I de-castrate

myself anytime too? How cruel you are!



Are there really not better solutions to my problem?



I am so desperate!









作者:九戒罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
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