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作者：芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
There is another twenty minutes to kill, so I am writing this piece.
My dearest slave told me the other day: "abusing the moaning horse is the greatest entertainment. There is no substitute for it."
Actually, I believe it should be "recreation", not "entertainment". The difference between the two is that the former involves the person himself whereas the latter does not. So if you watch a TV soap, it is entertainment, but if you play basketball, it is recreation. Whether it's entertainment or recreation, beating the horse is indeed extremely entertaining and there is indeed no substitute.
Now let's look into Lao Ma's stake. As a matter of fact, he was the first victim whose stake I pulled out most brutally. At that time, he boasted that he did care how the readers liked his works, as his own pride was the logical consistence which was like a red line running through his works. Then I demonstrated to the public what kind of outrageous logic follies Ma could make. Ever since then, he has stopped to boast his logical thinking.
Then I again found out that Ma had run out of steam and could not write anything with the least weight. To salvage his self-destruction due to the collapse of confidence, Ma invented a conspiracy theory that his "liang dao" (food supply channel ) was mercilessly cut off by Zheng Yi and co-conspirators.
Again, I revealed to the public how ridiculous this conspiracy theory was: whoever could control all the overseas media, stretching from Taiwan, Hong Kong up to the USA? Once again, the stake was brutally pulled out.
Now he is resorting to the last stake. According to him, it is entirely my fault that he ran out of talent, because his brain is now full of nothing but swear words. Like the guy who went to Handan to learn the graceful gaits there (handan xue bu), he has forgotten how to walk normally and can only crawl on his belly now.
Poor guy! His stake is certainly becoming more and more pathetic and less and less imaginative. As I have already pointed out, this excuse serves only one purpose: to show the public how small his brain was.
To be serious, Lao Ma, my brother, now that you have run out of steam, let's both get retired, OK? You can write in English just like me, but not serious articles. It is my recent discovery that one should never write serious articles for the BBS. Rather, one should only write posters like this, mocking people around. Indeed, this is great fun and there is no substitute for it.
作者：芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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Lao Ma's stake
