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作者:芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
I have just read your poster. Your problem is by no means unique. If you have read the classical porn "Flesh Mattress" (rou pu tuan), you would know that We Yang Sheng had had exactly the same problem. Also you would know how he had solved it.
So, go get yourself castrated. This is the only way to save your health, wealth, etc.
Of course I am only joking here, though with some reason behind. You see, your problem is that you are so-called "dick-oriented". In general, men's behaviors are decided by two incompatible organs, one being brain, the other dick. At any given moment, most men are controlled only by one organ, sometimes by brain, sometimes by penis, but never by both at the same time. In some rare cases, however, some men are controlled only by their reproductive organs all the time, as if they did not have brains at all. Apparently, yours is just such a case.
I do not think there is any cure for this problem except castration. So I am sorry I cannot pull out your "stake". If you want me to castrate you, I may consider it. Other than that, I am in no position to help you.
Incidentally, 9th Sis, you struck me once again with your stupidity. Evidently, you misunderstood my article about the "stake" completely. In that article, I recalled, regretfully, the sin I had committed in the web, that is, destroying (not distruct as you wrote) peoples' false prides and showing to the public most persuasively that those "famous writers" were nothing but nuts. So the "stake" here means the anchor to which a person attaches his significance of existence. The latest example of pulling out the stake was the debate about hypocrisy. I firmly believe the professor has lost his stake for good and if he has enough self-esteem, will never dare to come back.
Although I have explained most clearly, you misunderstood and regarded your obsession with women as some sort of "stake"! Moreover, I, the destroyer, somehow became a helpful psychiatrist! The surprises you have brought to me are endless, 9th sis. It seems that I overestimated you a great deal, for which I sincerely apologize.
作者:芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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