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作者:芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
I have a busy day ahead so I can only have a few words with you.
Brother, I feel sorry for you as I am the only person who knows why you are missing me terribly regardless of my merciless whipping. It is just that you need me so desperately. Just look, what did you write with minimal weights last year, and the year before and the year before? Absolutely nothing! Throughout your career as a writer, have you ever written something which remotely resembles the masterpieces I put up next door? Go and have a look yourself. Aren't you amazed at the rich wisdom, profound observations and penetrating insights displayed in those pieces?
It is incredible that you can run out of ideas so easily and so fast. That's why you need me. You are just suffering from the so-called "writer's block". Like the fictional professor obsessed with a synthesized organ, your brain is empty and you need me to fill it in with sparkles of inspiration. That is why you want me to stay, so that you can keep feigning a "writer" ( a feigned writer is of course also a writer).
I fully understand and sympathize with your dilemma, Brother. But I am sorry I cannot help you anymore. I was not born for this purpose. So I am afraid it is high time you gave up sucking milk from me and tried to walk on your own feet, alright?
作者:芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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