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作者：Anonymous 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
Men are what women marry. Most have two arms, two legs,
a large ego and sometimes two wives. They can be divided
into three categories: bachelors, husbands and widowers.
Each category can be subdivided into prizes, surprises,
consolations and dead losses, the last group being the
most common.
If you flatter them, they get frightened. If you don't,
they get bored. If you allow them to make love to you
in the beginning, they get bored with you in the end.
If you don't allow them to make love to you, they get
bored in the beginning.
If you argue with them, you will lose your charm. If you
don't argue with them, they will stop trying to charm you.
If you are outgoing and popular with other men, they think
you are a tart. If you are not an extrovert they ignore
you.
Finally, to kiss a man, you must be prepared to kiss a rum
scented brillo pad used to clean ashtrays.
作者：Anonymous 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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