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作者:芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
劝老马把那假洋鬼子的气焰收起来,先去学会英文最简单的会话:
What's your name?
My name is MBM.
What do you do?
I am a "sausageologist", ie, a life scientist specializing in making sausages.
Where did you get your PhD degree?
In the USA, of course.
How could you manage THAT without any knowledge of English?
That’s a secret, I’m afraid I can’t tell you.
How did you get scholarship or fellowship, if you do NOT speak English?
I wasn’t. I paid everything on my own.
Where did you get the money. How did you support yourself? Were you exempted from the tuition and academic fees?
'Course not.
So how did you manage to survive at all?
That’s the patent I am applying for. Sorry I can’t tell you.
练熟后再来教训精通英德文的龙女士不迟。
作者:芦笛 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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