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作者：Anonymous 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org
既然马悲鸣需要托人把马贴翻成英文给老芦，想来马悲鸣的计算机读写英
文有困难，因此，我也好事一把，把芦文翻成中文，以便这个架继续掐下
去。英文原文付后，如有任何不及原意之处，我负全部责任。
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致马悲鸣 -- 芦笛
今天我有很多事要做，只好和你简单说几句。
我真为大师弟你难过，因为只有我才知道为什么尽管我那么无情地抽你，
你还是对我恋恋不舍。可见你多么需要我啊。想想看，去年一年，你写过
什么值得一提的东西吗，还有前年，大前年？绝对没有！从你写作以来，
你有过任何文字可以和我在隔壁的那些宏论媲美的吗？好好去研读一下我
的那些东西吧，我不信你不被那里面隽永的智慧，细致的观察和深刻的观
点所折服。
令人想不到的是，你那么快就变得思维枯竭。这也正是你为什么需要我。
你正在被一种叫做“作家语塞”的病患所纠缠，正如那个科幻故事里的合
成器官的教授一样，你的脑子已经空无一物，你需要我去开发和激励它。
这就是为什么你需要我，需要我来保证你仍然可以装成“作家”的样子。
(当然，“伪作家”也是作家啦)。
我完全能理解并同情你的尴尬境地，大师弟。但是我实在不能再帮这个忙
了。我不是生来干这个的。恐怕现在是你断奶学会自己走路的时候了。如
何？
To the moaning horse
I have a busy day ahead so I can only have a few words with you.
Brother, I feel sorry for you as I am the only person who knows why you
are missing me terribly regardless of my merciless whipping. It is just
that you need me so desperately. Just look, what did you write with minimal
weights last year, and the year before and the year before? Absolutely nothing!
Throughout your career as a writer, have you ever written something which
remotely resembles the masterpieces I put up next door? Go and have a look
yourself. Aren't you amazed at the rich wisdom, profound observations and
penetrating insights displayed in those pieces?
It is incredible that you can run out of ideas so easily and so fast. That's
why you need me. You are just suffering from the so-called "writer's block".
Like the fictional professor obsessed with a synthesized organ, your brain
is empty and you need me to fill it in with sparkles of inspiration. That
is why you want me to stay, so that you can keep feigning a "writer" ( a
feigned writer is of course also a writer).
I fully understand and sympathize with your dilemma, Brother. But I am sorry
I cannot help you anymore. I was not born for this purpose. So I am afraid
it is high time you gave up sucking milk from me and tried to walk on your
own feet, alright?
作者：Anonymous 在 罕见奇谈 发贴, 来自 http://www.hjclub.org |
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